i spent 2 hours of my life bringing this fucking thing into existence.
and the pun of the month award goes to…
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
Having none of your Lion bullshit today.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
destiny is one of 2014’s most anticipated first-person shooters
do you think he knows
DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE
i wasn’t ready
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
That’s good service.
We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..